My New Boyfriends

I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed:

Then I go to see John:

Then Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn’t like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joir

After such a busy day, I’m really tired & very glad to go to bed with Earl Grey.

What a life!
Oh, yes, I’m also flirting with Al Zymer;
Or whatever his name is. I forget !

And I’m thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Captain Morgan or JOHNNY WALKER to come over and keep me company.

Now remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper

the closer it gets to the end,

The faster it goes.

So have fun, think ‘good thoughts’ only,

Learn to laugh at yourself, and ‘count your blessings !!!

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