Category Archives: Fun

Fun, jokes, charades

A new riddle. Very hard!

Guess what material was used to make these clothes:

Mega Milions

Some preliminary hints (!) about Mega Millions from NY Lottery

A. The latest combination extracted:

4, 9, 34, 40, 48 – 25 – Jun. 8, Winning Numbers

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B. The most extracted numbers in the latest 4 years:

1, 17, 26, 36, 56 – 26

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C. The rounded average of numbers extracted in the latest 4 years:

9, 19, 29, 38, 47 – 24

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D. The less extracted numbers in the latest 4 years:

7, 21, 25, 41, 45, – 28

E. The most probable numbers to be extracted next:

a, b, c, d, f – g – under work

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F. The actual numbers extracted next this post was published:

2, 9, 17, 34, 50 – 45 – Jun. 11, Winning Numbers

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Russian Church Leader needs Photoshop


Courtesy of Press Service for the Patriarch.

The leader of Russian Church needed Photoshop to hide his $ 30,000 Breguet watch, but he just did not hired the right graphic designers! They made his expensive watch disappear, but forgot  the reflection of the watch in the gloss of table! The Church admitted to the misleading retouching and apologized, but someone who afford a $30 ooo watch, should also afford the services of a professional graphic designer! More details in VF Daily –  ByJuli Weiner 11:39 AM, April 6 2012.

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Will Young – Come On

If you want to get a dog it would be good to learn this lesson:

A Music Video with Dogs – Will Young – Come On – Directed by Chris Sweeney

For more information about dogs, just browse the above URL.

Smiling metaphors

I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.

I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It’s synching now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d
never met herbivore.

A guy got arrested for playing the guitar. For fingering A minor.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

PMS jokes aren’t funny, period.

Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

How do you make holy water ? Boil the hell out of it !

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she
couldn’t control her pupils ?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it’s hungry ? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me !
Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary ? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen.
Police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro – what a rip off !

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner ? Oh deer !

Earthquake in Washington obviously government’s fault.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

My New Boyfriends

I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed:

Then I go to see John:

Then Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn’t like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joir

After such a busy day, I’m really tired & very glad to go to bed with Earl Grey.

What a life!
Oh, yes, I’m also flirting with Al Zymer;
Or whatever his name is. I forget !

And I’m thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Captain Morgan or JOHNNY WALKER to come over and keep me company.

Now remember:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper

the closer it gets to the end,

The faster it goes.

So have fun, think ‘good thoughts’ only,

Learn to laugh at yourself, and ‘count your blessings !!!